The meter of the future should be a combination of a glucose-reading device and the Magic-8 Ball. For those of you too young to remember its popularity, the Magic-8 Ball is a fortunetelling toy. When your mind is muddled from the weight of a decision, ask the 8 Ball! (So painfully revealing, at times. So cold and detached in its wisdom.) In our situation, when the topsy-turvy symptoms of diabetic highs or lows seem to be influencing our judgment, wouldn’t it be helpful to get some advice?