August FingerPricks™: A Diabetes-Inspired Cartoon Series by Haidee Merritt

Posted by haidee on Tue, 08/20/2013 - 12:16 in

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 Here are some high-carb insults (with a few lower-carb options mixed in):

“You’re crackers.”
“Your idea is just plain bananas.”
“Shut your cakehole, you.”
“My uncle is one sandwich short of a picnic.”
“She’s a toffee-nosed tart!”
“No couch potatoes allowed in here!”
“He’s nutty as a fruitcake!”
“You’re a bad, BAD egg.
“That outfit is sooo cheesy. Ew.”
“You never were my cup-of-tea.”
“I never believe you: you’re full of beans.”
“Afraid of spiders?? You cowardly custard.”